This time last year...
Just crawled outta bed moments ago and control and dynamics beckons. Its another one of those "clueless subjects" that i'm taking. By clueless, i mean i'm clueless about the subject. The worst thing is the double whammy that awaits. Back-to-back papers. Gah!
12 hours ago, Prakash, Bala, Norman(tall), and me were having a beer at Kampung (the coffeeshop across NTU hall 4). We got to know this bunch of exchange students made up of 2 German, 1 aussie and 1 mexican. The Mexican girl and one of the German fellas left at about 5am. Stefan is from Germany and Tyronne is from Sydney.
Here are some of the excerpts from our conversations...
Prakash: How do you say "I wanna **** you in German"
Stefan: *flabbergasted* *long pause*No way...It'll never work that way....
Prakash: Com'on Com'on...just say it!
Bala: Where's the fruits? (in German)
*Group breaks out in laughter*
Stefan: *incdredulous look* What??!! You can't say that either!
Tyronne: How do you approach a girl at a club?
Norman: Well....i find out what drink she's having first....
Tyronne: No man, you don't do that....You just walk right up to a girla nd put your arm around her shoulders and go "How' ya doing?"
Me: No way man....We can't do that....we'll come off as sleazy...No way a local boy can get away with doing that
Norman: Yeah man ...that's right
Tyronne: Really?!!
The crux of our conversation is that Singaporean girls are "easy" when being approached by a foriegner.
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