Chew on it

That's a pic of me eating chng tng at a psuedo roadside dessert stall. The government has contrived to get rid of all authenticity when it comes to roadside stalls. Victims include Newton, Tiong Bharu market. Just moments ago I was reminded by the cleaner uncle at Margaret Drive's Chicken Rice stall that they are moving too. What's wrong with some run down eaterires dammit. Gahmen always has to do this. I reckon some bereaucratic punk in a suite, who's a nominated MP or whatever you call it, thought it would show great endeavour if he presented them with the idea that all these old foodcentres had to be renovated for the sake of hygiene. Its not as if there was any chronic case of food poisoning and or the breakout of an epidemic.

Enough of that rant. Let's talk about my nice humble piece of artwork there. Half an hour on a photoshop tutorial and wahlah.... a picture of me looking like i have marbles in my mouth. Check out those nice, thick, manly eyebrows. Eheheh.

That's right. Riding out in our new Honda Civic. Coming up in January.

Match report
Day: 7 october
Final - Rainbow Valley (formerly known as Police Academy)
Attendance: 20 (including a dog)

GYFC 2 - 2 GSA FC (Gay Sailors Athletic)

ROYnaldo (17th min) Gay Sailor no.11 (5th min)

Adebayor TOH (40th min) Gay sailor no. 9 (75th min)

Adebayor showing phantom where STD anonymous normally meets

Gay sailors


GYFC shook off last weekend's catastrophic performance to gain a point against a stubborn GAY SAILORS, preserving their wonderful 7 match unbeaten run at the Rainbow Valley.

Gay sailors started the match brightly and troubled the new defensive pair of KOKnovaro and Daniel HENGer. A woeful mix-up in the centre almost saw the sailors take the lead right from kick off.

But it didnt take the Visitors long to take the lead. In the fifth minute, No.11 breached the offside trap and beared down on goal. A smart finish gave CuduSEEni no chance. One Nil to the sailors

The GY clicked into gear shortly with RoVINho, Adebayor TOH and EdmilXIANG pulling the strings in midfield. ZI RUIberto and ROYnaldo providing plenty of width.

A wonderful move saw GY equalize in emphatic fashion. Sailors were undone by a smart one-two with RoVINho smuggling the ball to Del HAOno. His cross was connected by an eccentric effort by POHdolski. The ball came off the cross bar and ROYnaldo was on hand to smash the ball into the net. One all. Game on.

Euphoria of the equaliser swung GY into more good work. Del HAOno hitting the crossbar from a ROYnaldo corner. The five man midfield had a stranglehold in the middle. The sailors were looking lacklustre.

It was inevitable that GY took the lead and deservedly so. A half cleared corner was met with a sweet volley by Adebayor TOH. The left-footed strike nestled in the back of the net to give the GYs 2-1 lead.

Several switches made at half-time seemed to have disrupted the GY's rythme. And a sailors equaliser was forthcoming.

A mix-up outside the penalty box ceded possesion to no.5 who squared to no.11 who finished with aplomb. 2-2.

GY made more changes and sent on PHANTOM GY to have stab at winning the game.

GY PHANTOM lacked match fitness and had just recovered from spells of Gonorhea and Syphilis which saw him sidelined for a lengthy period. The rest of GYFC were given clear instructions not to come into contact with Phantom's groin area amidst fears that STD was airborne.

At the final whistle sailors were elated at having stole a point while GY players were glad they did not come into contact with Phantom.